randomactsofdouchebaggery:

God bless ‘what’s his name’.

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"Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

today on Unnecessarily Gendered Products

JUST LIKE ANY OTHER EAR BUDS
BUT
FOR WOMEN

for to protect delicate lady ears from MANLY sounds like CONSTRUCTION and POWER TOOLS and MONSTER TRUCKS and FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER VIDEO GAMES

Our poor delicate selves just cannot cope with such unladylike things

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

today on Unnecessarily Gendered Products

JUST LIKE ANY OTHER EAR BUDS

BUT

FOR WOMEN

for to protect delicate lady ears from MANLY sounds like CONSTRUCTION and POWER TOOLS and MONSTER TRUCKS and FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER VIDEO GAMES

Our poor delicate selves just cannot cope with such unladylike things

Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
Me: *deep, long sigh*
Me:
Me:
Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

buckkybbarnes:

when u post something emotional or controversial and u don’t want anyone to see so u reblog a whole bunch of pretty pictures

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eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

nonymoose:

adventurer-in-my-wonderland:

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST

I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY

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CRYING

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.