God bless ‘what’s his name’.
today on Unnecessarily Gendered Products
JUST LIKE ANY OTHER EAR BUDS
for to protect delicate lady ears from MANLY sounds like CONSTRUCTION and POWER TOOLS and MONSTER TRUCKS and FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER VIDEO GAMES
Our poor delicate selves just cannot cope with such unladylike things
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
when u post something emotional or controversial and u don’t want anyone to see so u reblog a whole bunch of pretty pictures
celebrities that get more shit than they should:
- nicki minaj
- miley cyrus
- lindsay lohan
- taylor swift
celebrities that don’t get enough shit:
- justin bieber
- nash grier
- justin bieber
notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one
A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST
I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes