neurowall:

please help me

neurowall:

please help me

just got my wisdom tooth out…and i must say it didn’t hurt at all! it was fucking amazing, the dentist is really good :D

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Brother: Another book store? How do you find all these?
Me: There was a sign back there.
Brother: I swear to a god you have some inner magnetic sense drawing you to books. I bet I could drop you in Siberia and you'd be in a bookstore in a bloody day.

punacceptable:

HOW do white people wear shoes inside the house i dont understand that scares me so much

request (x)

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

rubybellucci:

*watches anaconda video*

me: *does 100 squats*

thisiskindagross:

Even though I don’t really drink wine, my sister bought me this brand called “Lost Angel” as a joke to the comic.

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Of course I had to make it better.

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There we go.

does anybody know if drake is still alive
If Fanfiction was Real
mishasminions:

worldsgreatestliar:

mishasminions:

IT’S AUGUST 20 IN MOST PARTS OF THE WORLD I’M OFFICIALLY 17 YEARS AND 72 MONTHS AND I’M CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH THIS HIPSTER CRAP BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF WHISKEY AND CAPTAIN RUM
BTW THANKS EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I saw this and almost forgot that everyone who is not American can drink at 17

THE EXTRA 72 MONTHS HELPS A LOT

mishasminions:

worldsgreatestliar:

mishasminions:

IT’S AUGUST 20 IN MOST PARTS OF THE WORLD
I’M OFFICIALLY 17 YEARS AND 72 MONTHS
AND I’M CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH THIS HIPSTER CRAP BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF WHISKEY AND CAPTAIN RUM

BTW THANKS EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I saw this and almost forgot that everyone who is not American can drink at 17

THE EXTRA 72 MONTHS HELPS A LOT

jennathegh0stgirl:

elouphant:

elouphant:

my-sterious:

haziea:

transcriber:

donest:

horrorpopped:

Single September
Only me October
No boyfriend November
D-deprived December

Just me January

Forever alone February

Me myself and I March

Alone again April

Maybe it’ll happen May

Just kidding June

Jesus I need a man July

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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