Dear diary,
I love the feeling of his lips on mine as he cradles my face.
DO YOU EVER GET SUCH A NICE MESSAGE THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND AND YOU KEEP REWRITING YOUR REPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T ARTICULATE THE GRATITUDE YOU FEEL FOR IT AND HOW MUCH LOVE YOU FEEL FOR THE PERSON WHO SENT IT AND YOU JUST

I can’t take Legolas seriously anymore.
He’s wearing eyeliner.
This must be his rebellious stage.
Legolas: *blasting the dulcet, heavy-metal tones of My Summerwine Romance and 30 Seconds To Mordor*
Thranduil’s Consort: ….Leggy, dear, your father wishes that you would please turn down….
Legolas: SHUT UP YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM
yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.
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J.K. Rowling #close laptop lid #fling self on bed #let out pained wail of agony #repeat as needed (via colinfirth) |